Why the Pinto is Better Than Japan's Best

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/21/2014 at 15:08 • Filed to: None

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Fuck you, GEO Storm.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 15:10

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But Geo is an American company......

(Instert trollface here)

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 15:13

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And thus begins the epic 75-part series, "Why the Pinto is Better Than ____"

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 15:14

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Seriously. That's a sweet burnout, but c'mon. These nuke themselves like the GT3! That makes them practically a 911...ish. Not really.

Also, DAT SQUIRE.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > feather-throttle-not-hair 03/21/2014 at 15:14

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 03/21/2014 at 15:15

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I might just fucking do that.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 03/21/2014 at 15:17

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The crash test required an independent ignition source to light up.

AMC/Renauledge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 15:22

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Yeah, I'd be curious to know if that '78 Pinto had the optional 2.8 V6 or the standard 2.3 I4. The example they showed looked quite well-equipped.

Also, if they pitted the Pinto against the '78 Gremlin, the Gremlin would have obliterated it.

hethoughtofcars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 15:26

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Well, it's no Bobcat. Oh wait...yes, it is.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/21/2014 at 22:36

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I've always thought Pintos were the best choice at Indy.